She stated that "I have no criminal record; I take these charges very seriously and I absolutely intend to seek help for substance abuse with alcohol because alcoholism does run in my family."Errrrrrrr.... ummmmmm... what about the attack of the breastmilk? Or how about the incorrect usage of said breastmilk? Oh wait... I get it!!! She knew she had too much to drink, so she was trying to pump and dump! That's it! Well she should have said so!!!!! (Mrs. Robinette..... I have a Mummie tip for you. Next time bring your breast pump. They come with car attachments.)
Oh and yes I did say "AGAIN." Last year a mummie "breastmilked" a police officer in Kentucky! Way to show the positive side of breastfeeding ladies!
(p.s.I think I will coin the term "breastmilked" the next time this happens.)